How did we end up here?

North Bend, WA. Randomly, the place where they filmed the Twin Peaks television show. We got rained out of the camp sight after getting lost in the creepy Tinkham National Forest in the pitch dark. So we settled at the Sunset Motel where nothing worked. Did I mention Fred found a beer named after him?

Bartendress: What can I get you?
Fred: Give me the strongest thing you've got?
Bartendress: Well that would be the Fred.
Fred's mind is blown.